• Jo Miran@lemmy.ml
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    1 year ago

    Husband: “Oh man, what a shit day at work today. I can wait to eat dinner and just veg out in front of the TV to decompress.”

    Wife: “There will come a day when I no longer require to ride your dick like a pogo stick before dinner…but not today.”