seen on Twitter

Note the follow up that sticking to your bedtime 4 times in a row is another goal. We’re ruined, folks.

  • danielholt@feddit.uk
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    1 year ago

    I’ve got two small children. I haven’t slept for more than four hours in a row in about five years.

    Help.

    • bermuda@beehaw.org
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      1 year ago

      i remember being a small kid whose body always wanted to wake up at like 5 in the morning, and every christmas I’d go to wake up my parents and be dismayed that they wanted to sleep in. nowadays i feel so evil for that haha

      • AcidOctopus@lemmy.ml
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        1 year ago

        As a parent with a 2-year-old, I’m already plotting my revenge for the teenage years.