• Stamets@startrek.websiteOP
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    9 months ago

    I quote so many of them constantly.

    • Look at all those chickens!
    • Road works ahead? Uh, I sure hope it does! (Drew Gooden now makes awesome longform on Youtube)
    • Omg they were roommates
    • Is that a weed?
    • Two bros chilling in a hot tub, five feet apart cuz they’re not gay
    • Names Jared, i’m 19, and I never fuckin learned how to read
    • What are thooooooooooooose
    • Spilled lipstick in your valentino white bag (shitty dubstep impression)
    • I don’t have enough money for chicken nugget
    • Fresha vacado
    • I didnt get no sleep cuz of yall 🎶 yall not gonna get no sleep cuz of me

    God I could keep going too.

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      9 months ago

      My favorite was the dude who dressed as a woman to experience what women do when walking in public. “I learned that women get called f*g a lot”.

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        9 months ago

        Oh God yes. So good and perfect. One of few times I had zero issue with that word flying online. I mean I don’t care about the word personally but it’s often used for some hateful shit. That? Pure hilarity.