[email protected]@lemm.ee to Risa@startrek.websiteEnglish · edit-211 months agoYou never go full Rikerpixelfed.socialimagemessage-square28fedilinkarrow-up1313arrow-down14file-text
arrow-up1309arrow-down1imageYou never go full Rikerpixelfed.social[email protected]@lemm.ee to Risa@startrek.websiteEnglish · edit-211 months agomessage-square28fedilinkfile-text
minus-squareStamets@startrek.websitelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up25arrow-down1·edit-211 months ago 1 Riker - Virgin. You trust him to do his best to make a good impression. May not know what he’s doing but by golly he’ll try. 2 Rikers - Missionary. Classic, reliable, and gets the job done perfectly. 3 Rikers - He has fucked his way into this situation and he will fuck himself out of it. 4 Rikers - He has tried to fuck himself out of the situation. The situation was Pon Farr night at the Trek Convention.
minus-squaregravitas_deficiency@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up8·11 months ago7 Rikers is effectively just a jazzy, horny, sentient beard.
minus-squareStamets@startrek.websitelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up7·11 months agoSo ‘God Ransom’ but with a beard and more rizz?
minus-squareTippon@lemmy.dbzer0.comlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·11 months agoYou need to flip that last ‘r’ upside down…
minus-squareStamets@startrek.websitelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·11 months agoNo that’s what I’m giving him wait…
minus-squarezcd@lemmy.mllinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up7·11 months agoWe’ve all been on the wrong side of a pon farr once or twice
minus-square[email protected]@lemm.eeOPlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up5·edit-211 months agoRiker seems to fuck (up) an awful lot
1 Riker - Virgin. You trust him to do his best to make a good impression. May not know what he’s doing but by golly he’ll try.
2 Rikers - Missionary. Classic, reliable, and gets the job done perfectly.
3 Rikers - He has fucked his way into this situation and he will fuck himself out of it.
4 Rikers - He has tried to fuck himself out of the situation. The situation was Pon Farr night at the Trek Convention.
7 Rikers is effectively just a jazzy, horny, sentient beard.
So ‘God Ransom’ but with a beard and more rizz?
You need to flip that last ‘r’ upside down…
No that’s what I’m giving him
wait…
We’ve all been on the wrong side of a pon farr once or twice
Riker seems to fuck (up) an awful lot