Did I hear my name?

My junk is fully functional
conjunction’d with my funk I pull
hot people to my steeple
Come on time—my spunk is punctual
Them titties is the is the tonic for these pathways positronic
I just can’t keep cool and calm when them bomb boobies hit my conics
I’m hungry for the action got my ass usin’ contractions
I am fit to split that slit faster than I can factor fractions