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  • Spooner@lemmy.world
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    1 year ago

    Brother, let me try and help you out.

    Next time you’re in the supermarket stocking up on frozen pizzas, get your self a packet of grated pizza cheese, and some extra sliced ham, and / or fresh peppers. Pile on the extra cheese, ham, and slice up the peppers if you decided on those, put it in the oven as usual, but for a few minutes extra.

    The overdose of cheese, and extra flavours will have you feeling a lot better!

      • Rolando@lemmy.world
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        1 year ago

        Do what @spooner said, but get a loaf of sliced high-fiber bread. (In the US you can even find white bread that’s high-fiber.) That way you can make toast if you’re too depressed to wait for the oven. If you can afford microwaveable turkey or chicken bacon and pre-boiled eggs then you’ll have a reasonably healthy breakfast in just a couple minutes. [edit: do not put the pre-boiled eggs in the microwave! lel] Add canned fruit (with no sugar added) for dessert.

    • AA5B@lemmy.world
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      1 year ago

      Or visit the salad bar. You can get a nice container of exactly however much ingredients you want to add to your pizza, already cut up and ready to go

      Everyone thinks you’re choosing a healthy meal; you know you’re choosing a better tasting pizza with minimal effort