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Sjmarf@sh.itjust.works to Programmer Humor@programming.dev · 8 months ago

Swift knows something

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Sjmarf@sh.itjust.works to Programmer Humor@programming.dev · 8 months ago
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    The chicken egg came before the chicken, as the thing that laid the chicken egg was not quite a chicken

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      Correct!

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      I had this exact discussion within the last year. The first egg was a chicken egg. Every subsequent egg was a chicken’s egg.

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        Until a chicken lays an egg containing something that is not quite a chicken

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          See, I think of the egg as being possessed by the mother, so it would still be a chicken’s egg to me, but it could simultaneously be a “something else” egg.

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            It would be a chicken’s non-chicken egg

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            Do you want basilisks? Because this is how you get basilisks.

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            Schroedinger’s egg

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      That is a linguistical question. What does “chicken” in “chicken egg” mean? What is chicken? What is in the egg or who laid it?

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      Is a chicken egg defined as an egg that will grow into a chicken, or as an egg laid by a chicken?

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