Yeah, they nabbed a screenshot from one of the best episodes of DS9

DO NOT look up screenshots of Terry Farrell in Trials and Tribble-ations if you are not prepared to immediately fall in love with her again

Depends. Is it an article, or is it a video?

Plain text is significantly more accessible.

Videos that should have been articles?

Yes, that does demonstrate my point.

IIV becomes IIIII, hm?

Wednesmillisecond, Wednesmicrosecond, …

Don’t be irrational.

Yes, it is also fake and made up

VVVVVV

Well yeah they’re all from The Lord of the Rings

I really only need it when I done fucked up.

The number of times I get the compulsion to perform git operations in daily life is disturbing

Fuck, you beat me to it

In the late 1900s …

🙄

It’s the bestimate.

Four

But then how will middle management justify their jobs?

In my experience, it takes exactly as long as the task itself requires, but the bonus is that the task is then also complete

I’ve used a variety of different tactics to deal with this issue while on different teams:

• Story points all based on Fibonacci numbers: set all values to 4
• Five days (do not mention that they are not consecutive)
• Two weeks (no matter the scope)
• Give a time estimate on when a time estimate can be delivered (do NOT follow through)
• Repeatedly ask to borrow the requester’s time machine