I mean that I have a cabinet full of popcorn kernels at home

We should pop more often

You’re way underestimating the BOM and engineering costs, and also eating directly into the shareholder value, communist.

Where’s my air popper gang at

The “beverage” one is a trap. It absolutely ruined my Pepsi.

Because that takes infinitely more resources than not doing it.

Or even better, use ImageMagick.

Mine somehow got linked to my work MacBook, and it won’t even let me use my phone to authenticate. They really love that ecosystem lock-in.

Well, so is that guy.

Of course its rewrite is nearly infinitely faster than the original JavaScript.

Kentucky Yeeted Chicken

Gotta hit that Ballmer peak.

https://988lifeline.org/

I wish I could :q! you

Oh, the irony.

Nano has had syntax highlighting for quite a while.

Its keybindings also make sense if your brain is still stuck in the '90s. If not, they’re literally printed at the bottom of the terminal.

If I need plugins, I’m not gonna be fucking around with a terminal text editor.

What are these “other little things?” Certainly not “probably already installed on your system.”

It’s 1,000 times larger.

Well, they’re not necessary for 99.999% of what you need a quick CLI text editor for.

That’s the neat part: you don’t.

That’s cool, and I can’t wait for it to gain widespread adoption, but nano is already more commonly installed by default.