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Picard was already bordering on elder abuse.
Picard was already bordering on elder abuse.
Sure. But that’s one point of failure relative to the N points tied to each major update to a “supported” platform.
Spend 500 hours re-engineering your application for each platform
Just using ten year old proven technology that’s built on a universal backwards compatible framework
Going to the B-roll footage of Apocalypse Now to deny the existence of Vietnam
Nice try, but everyone knows timelines only impact hair below the earline.
Europeans: “Those perfidious Russians and the nefarious Chinese are the two single biggest threats to our domestic security. Why… they’ll just hack into any old thing and fill it full of evil communist propaganda. They’ll shut down our critical infrastructure, hijack our data services, and spam us so full of phishing attempts that you won’t know what’s safe to click on! And all just to watch us fail, then laugh at us. The fiends!!!”
Also Europeans: “Google’s CEO said we need to dismantle the last ten years of digital safety standards so we can undermine the YouTube adblocker. Make this our top priority.”
No microphone
Its funny, because I’d love to have a sound setup that accepts audio. I do FoundryVTT games regularly from my couch, and being able to talk at my TV, rather than setting up a bluetooth headset, would be great for hybrid home/remote games.
I know my TV has a built in mic, because it occasionally goes into “Did You Say Something?” mode based on keywords I never bothered to figure out. But I can’t get it to sync with the server I’ve set it up against.
Damned near everything has a mic in it, but nobody wants to let you use it for what you want.
Adding 30 years to a cast that was already in their 30s/40s when the original aired was hard enough with Picard, when the people were supposed to look like people. And that series wrapped last year.
Curious to see what they do with the remake, but folks aren’t getting any younger.
staring at my Microsoft DevOps certification, dejectedly
Trans Warp Drive
“Getting a little handsy” in the Vulcan vernacular has a whole new spin.
Free healthcare
Free public housing
No debt
Spend all your days cruising the galaxy with your buds, looking for more people who want to join the party
Yeah, I’m not clear what’s on this list that I’m not supposed to like.
If she wasn’t on Discovery, she might have scored more points.
Based and hair piled. Nobody else has that cut.
Me: “Mom, can we have New Star Trek?”
Dune Mom: “You have Old Star Trek at home”
Old Star Trek At Home