Tiefling IRL

Yeah but that’s all my replacement’s problem to deal with

Same with every Dunkin Donuts around me. You go in to order, say what you want, then wait forever while they fill a dozen mobile orders and try to coordinate delivery pickup

Hell, I’m in NY and my partner’s voter registration keeps getting reset to an old address she doesn’t live at any more. She’s fixed it like three times this year.

This reads like a Junji Ito story

They help to digest the individual code blocks. My mind doesn’t digest whitespace the same way, it simply interprets it as formatting.

It’s also much more frustrating to edit imo since the formatter generally has no idea what to do with misaligned whitespace. I also find it frustrating that you can’t do multiline lambdas, last I used it.

That’s really the part I hate the most. it just feels wrong

NYC weather is exactly like this but throw in 2 days of heavy rain and a random sleet storm before it goes back to 100

The most cryptic status code I’ve received is 403: OK, while the entire app fails to load

Programmers become obsolete when they stop evolving with technology

Oh all of the above have been “the problem” as long as I’ve been alive, at the same time.

It’s almost like it isn’t everyone else that’s the problem

I got permabanned so I can’t even delete my shit :/

(For anyone curious, it was for suggesting that riot police should quit their jobs en masse following RvW. I still stand by that statement)

'strawberry'.match(/r/ig).length

Most of the time O(n^2) is optimized to O(n log n). You’ll get some sort of award if you can figure out a sorting function that runs in O(n).

The people who use any and non-strict TS are the same ones who complain about TS/JS letting them compare an object to an string array

It’s not always whole hours

Can’t wait to get $10 and six months of credit monitoring from a random settlement in 5-10 years

The worst is when mocktails cost as much as cocktails. Like a non alcoholic whiskey sour will be $13, Shirley Temples are like $10

At least from my experience in NYC

Yup you know the one

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I should apply and tell them I’m a Latin American