At least there are more removals than additions.

My threads ads are either corporate posts or some random lady posting how a black Santa statue at her mall is the most offended she’s ever been in her life.

A lack of planning on your part does not constitute an emergency on mine.

Two of my coworkers got carried away and kept bringing in more and more ducks, creating “The Great Rubber Duck War”

In my city, we have strict parking designated zones and you have to take a photo. If it’s left on the sidewalk or road, it won’t let you end the trip, implies it will fine you, plus they’ll send someone to move it.