Perfect! 👩‍🍳 💋

Hold up, those names are much too descriptive.

Move slow and no things.

“Time to see who’s stopping me from deleting this file… svchost??? Goddamn it!”

Are you sure you’re not a NOC?

USA.

Photo of Alaska:

LOL, literally doesn’t know where he is.

Looks like you can host a website on an iPhone. Jailbreaking my afford you more options, but your typical home server type stuff (NAS, media streaming) would require a lot of storage an iPhone isn’t likely to have. Hardware Haven on YouTube used an old Android phone to host a Home Assistant instance, but after a quick search I couldn’t find anything about using an iPhone that way.

What is this “desktop” of which you speak?

Is that what’s under all these files?

That is a thing of pure evil.

Graceful degradation in action.

I am desperately hoping the people I tell about my ideas will steal them so the project will exist without me having to do anything.

Fuck cars and guns, ban both.

Function over form, I love it!

I do not. But then again, I don’t audit the code of the closed source software I use either.

“How many times do I have to tell you, I’m training an AI to shitpost on social media! No, I don’t know why!”

It’s not about wanting information. It’s about dragging you into an endless, un-resolvable discussion.

My neighbor’s pool is looking like a liquid tree, nobody’s writing articles about him.