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Space Bucees! Much like regular Bucees but floating around in space!
Space Bucees! Much like regular Bucees but floating around in space!
DS9 does need more beef jerky scenes.
More eyelashes. More. Okay, I think you’re hearing, “Give me a lot of lashes.” What I mean is GIMMY ALL THE EYELASHES BABY!
Now you will witness the firepower of a fully armed and operational…Borg…cube thingy!
I only use my programming for good. For instance Bat_Count.exe lets the user enter a number and then the Count from sesame street will count to this number and say “Ah ah ah!” at the end.
Captains log, star date….uhhhh let me grab the calendar…ok that’s the old one…uhhh…7?
(The uncensored files)
I remember putting the kids to bed as a baby sitter, then chilling on the lazy boy until suddenly a kid is butt naked running right out the front door into a thunderstorm. Nothing like chasing a crazy naked kid through the neighborhood in friggin socks.
This is what we in the industry refer to as a “big oof.”
We do not perform Mama Mia FOR you. We will perform it AT you.
Don’t forget to use the “eyebrows of command.”
“Does anyone in your crew ever yell Khan really loud?”
No. Nah man. Shit no man. I believe you get your ass kicked for yellin something like that.
“I’m a hot little potato right now.” -Cute Warf mayhaps
“In my professional opinion, this network is haunted.”
…haunted?
(Points to various certifications) “HAUNTED.”
The longer I’m in IT, the more I realize that the adeptus mechanicus might be on to something with beseeching the machine spirit.
I’d watch a noir detective film about a programmer going over some wackadoodle code.
Not gonna lie. I’d watch a Star Trek romantic comedy called Klingon To You.
See that’s the wacky thing for the mower specifically. Not only do I shop with a browser that has all cookies disabled, I must have checked on the price for the mower ten times over many months along with some alternatives and even other websites. I think they inflate the price if it’s a 3rd party vendor selling on Amazon sometimes.
Amazon typically hasn’t been two business days consistently for years for me. I also found out many of their prices are massively inflated for certain products. A lawn mower I was considering was at least 30% more expensive than the same one on a competing website.
“How did they get root access to the parmesan wheels!?” -Future cheese hacker film
“Four score and seven years ago…what’s happing to me!?”