MIT made several of their classes free online, CS 101 will teach you python and foundations of programming….
https://ocw.mit.edu/

tutorials just teach you how to do one specific thing, not general coding….
it’s kinda hard but you can go at your own pace… just remember a class is supposed to take months, not a couple days, so it’s okay to take some time doing it….

more like “mildly paranoid”

that’s not a boot print, you’re seeing what you expect to see…
pretty much: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pareidolia
just think about it logically….
a. amazon guy tore up your grass planters for no reason even though most houses have security cameras now….
or b. some animal did it

it’s all about blind loyalty….
the treason is just a bonus