None, I have a Vizio that shipped with non shitty firmware, only to be upgraded over time to shitty firmware.

Ditch ghostery and replace with privacy badger.

Because if it’s just local, you can configure the static IP directly on the server/VM/whatever and bypass the router’s DHCP entirely. Just make sure to assign it an IP that’s outside of the range the router will assign and you’ll be golden.

I had no idea I could do that but totally makes sense, thanks!