Can’t tell if because of spyware or because the poor intern they hired to maintain the site for the next month only knows JS frontends lol

Reject modernity

Return to C

I actually got flagged on reddit for a joke comment I made with a 3 liner code block that had something like thread.kill()

It thought I was promoting violence lol

I think if you can ridiculously compress the size down then maybe lol.

At first I thought this was a legit ban but it actually looks more like an error message similar to 404 lol

I got banned from the Kraken crypto exchange after waiting a year for them to approve me and after providing all my IRL credentials.

Told me I was banned, never to come back, and that they were going to report my fraud attempt to the authorities. Of course they refused to tell me what they thought I did, which didn’t make any sense because all I had been able to do was make an account and make a verification request.

Never really even looked at crypto again beyond mining dogecoin for fun.

Typing addresses in ipv4 is ingrained into my brain, but zero NATing with ipv6 is magical.

EXT4 watching NTFS solve its fragment problem by upgrading to SSDs instead of upgrading their allocation algorithm.

The memory hog JVM and Dalvik on Android both need to go tbh.

Even if you can use OpenJDK or Kotlin as an upgrade, Go has shown a much better system with selective memory control which is easy to implement.

Or Rust if you want all the performance.

Microsoft having 4 tabs for howtos depending on outlook version sums this up lol

Successfully uploads file into broken MariaDB with no space left.

Bruh holy hell, glad you figured it out.

Really seems like a fatal design flaw, even basic stuff like sftp has checksums for sanity. I guess it has to do with it not verifying the DB is responding with the correct info or improperly deciding the upload was okay.

If OP actually does do this I recommend Odamex

Although he’d also need 25 monitors lol

I have a (crappy) poweredge and know for a fact that that’s the wrong end to put the pizza on any rack server.

Only heat would be from the drive backplain, all the boiling hot CPUs, RAM, and expansion cards are further back.

uses 64 bit double instead

Lol youtube shadowbanned me for a few days after I made some random comment about Israel under some news community post.

It was funny because I kept getting thread notifications from other stuff but all my comments I made were hidden, regardless of the content.

C holding a gun: “if you segfault it’s your own fault”

I’m actually laughing out loud at the amount of whitespace because thread routine is still executing lmao

All other countries without sideloading mandates

Every 3rd world country that was already jail breaking and sideloading apps anyway:

Python laughing nervously: “haha yeah… we shouldn’t write in C, amirite guys?”

Master sounded so much cooler man

Like yeah I’m a master of linux

Literally no connotation to slavery when the word slave isn’t even used in the git terminology