MedicsOfAnarchy

I think for the sake of mixed company and delicate sensibilities we should refer to this as a “BM” rather than a “bullshit machine”. Therefore it could be a LLM BM, or simply a BM.

Their density makes them ring like a bell, if suspended by a wire through the center. Good wind chimes.

I don’t understand why the name of the company is redacted. They chose to send this letter, let 'em own it.

“Beam aboard, we’ll get together, have a few laughs…”

OR, and hear me out, throw nails in neighbor’s face. Offer to drive neighbor to the ED, then say, “Aw, I can’t. I’m blocked in.” Edit: Forgot /s.

Knockoff costume. You can tell by the commbadge placement.

Yeah, Assistant blows much of the time:

“Hey Google. What’s two plus two?”

“Sorry, I don’t understand. But I found something similar. Would you like to know what two plus two is?”

“Yes, dammit!”

“On the website Add A Couple of Numbers for the Hell of It, they say, two plus two is four. Would you like a little more context?”

“No!!!”

“Alright. I’m here to help.”

Arrgh.