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An NP-hard water problem?

Reistace is futile
carcinisation is inevitable
give up
give in
we are crab 🦀

I have more than once typed shutdown instead of reboot when working on a remote machine… always fun

But i have to have my monitor on max brightness else i can’t see anything due to my dark theme!

God damn they beat me to it, and you beat me to tell them they beat me to it

It’s serverless, not servernone

No clue, all i know is that i never have to do more than that, and noone has managed to get it working on windows 🤷‍♂️

When i started learning programming, everything was always a pain to set up, needed to install weird IDEs from shady websites and they only worked half the time. Then a friend showed me linux where stuff just worked out of the box, just slap some code in a textfile and compile it, i never looked back (was working in c/c++ but from what i’ve seen it’s not much better for python)

Every now and then a new hire comes along with a windows pc, every time they decide they want to try to get everything working on windows, after a week they give up.

On linux it’s one pip install and you’re done

Race conditions can make you a racist,
If you

1. Are behind the wheel of a racecar
2. You are on a racetrack

Then there’s no nice way to say it, you might be a racist, drive safe

“So this here is a rock”
“Uhh, in english please?”

Fiwefwox UwU

For the love of god OP don’t start your Linux journey with Arch
Don’t get me wrong, i use it and love it, but don’t use it!

I use arch btw

I had a similar error, though not from the compiler
Error message just read this should never happen

But what I am aware of is that when this person was triggered by a mere stranger expressing an opinion, they instantly went on the attack with namecalling, […]

But what he did here to a passing commenter speaks for itself.

Says the person that immediately accused the person of not being a victim but actually being the abuser, just because he is a man and was (understandibly) angry when someone said men don’t deserve as much help, since there are fewer male abuse victims

I would say that saying “go eat a bag of dicks” is not even close to as serious an accusing someone of being an domestic abuser, especially to someone who has been on the receiving end no less

Computers understand the content, but now how it’s represented, so they can’t solve it

Humans understand how it’s represented, but not the content, so they can’t solve it

Mathematicians understand how it’s represented and the content

It’s not to keep computers away, it’s to keep non-mathematicians away!

shit fetch --all

Fork and knife explosive?! 😱

“i’ll fix that later”
Narrator: “they never did”

He knew something was wrong with it’s memory when the elevator didn’t remember him

Yeah i agree, like who uses X anymore?

I use Wayland btw