Orange white, orange

Green white, blue

Blue white, green

Brown white, brown

Learned it 20 years ago, never used it. how did I do?

Jfc is that dog ok? Is he having a seizure? I can’t imagine being so excited about anything

Boom?

Not random, the most used stuff It means this man is either very productive, or else he is constantly having to be told to do his job.

Well it ain’t a pixel, but it sure us dead

You are sent, but your playlist is set on shuffle

denial, anger, bargaining, depression and acceptance

Crabs is too animated to be Data.

Patrick = Riker Spongebob = Picard Squidward = Data

Are they fucking vaping?

So speedometers are just thermometers for cars?

EXT. BROOKLYN STREET - DAY

Data, Biggie Smalls, and 2Pac are standing in front of a Christmas tree. They are all wearing Santa hats.

DATA Merry Christmas, my friends.

BIGGIE Merry Christmas.

2PAC Merry Christmas.

The three of them hug.

DATA I am glad that I could be here to celebrate Christmas with you both.

BIGGIE Thanks, Data. We couldn’t have done it without you.

2PAC Yeah, man. Thanks for teaching us the true meaning of Christmas.

excited Riker noises

Turn this up a notch by showing the letters E and R except in the word Four/Five

YYDDMMYY

I know people are shit and it probably only explains a little bit, but that dumpster really should be painted blue. I might not have noticed myself

Yeah, well have you looked at the starting salary? And the mortality rate of enlisted… all the smart species know to stay away.

That desk lamp really be throwing shade at you eh?

I’m in.