And he invented JavaScript in a cave, with a box of scraps

it’s fun in other languages too

Puta que pariu, quem foi o corno que escreveu essa merda? Vá tomar no cu, esse código não foi escrito, foi cagado. Que caralho de emprego bosta esse meu, ter que mexer com lixo fedorento igual esse. COMPILA, CACETE! Merda, saco, bosta, FDP, corno!!

eXtreme Go Horse (XGH) is a Brazilian meme software development process

it became a meme because it is painfully accurate at times :')

that red ‘fork’ bugs me

it does for me, usually by killing my session and throwing me back to the login screen

almost funny INTERCAL joke

new I am become chroot, destroyer of interviews

Yes, that’s true, and hasn’t been considered so for a long time

//HERE BE DRAGONS

99.9% of your passwords should be managed by your password manager

this looks like a sensible approach until you remember password managers can be cracked, too. I’m with GP on this, a passphrase is easier to remember and is good enough for most use cases, if you need more security you should be using some form or another of 2FA anyway

My advice would be install any free virtualization software (virtualbox comes to mind) and create some linux VMs, dick around with them. No need to upgrade anything unless you’re using some ancient potato with more than 10 years

yeah, it should be the other way around, else OOP becomes too abstract to really understand

…that’s what she said

it’s worse when the solutions to your current problems taunts you in your dreams

I relate to that baby

…and in which quartile you were?

the only downside of home office is having my wife do something like that 5x each day

don’t feel bad, that picture really is satisfying to look at

you gave tourette’s to the poor computer

butt strings

the best strings