Bizzle

They say sixty-five percent of all statistics

Are made up right there on the spot

Eighty-two-point-four percent of people believe 'em

Whether they’re accurate statistics or not

Now, I don’t know what you believe

But I do know there’s no doubt

I need another double-shot of something ninety-proof

I got too much to think about

Ruin A Company Speedrun Any% (BEATS ELON?!?!)

Paramount doesn’t have to pay them, whoever picks it up does.

I have my own Lemmy instance running on my home server, but I’m here. “But Bizzle,” you may be asking yourself, “why go through all the trouble of configuring your own instance just to wind up on Lemmy.World anyway?”

I’m glad you asked! And the answer is that federation only fetches parent comments. I’m glad Lemmy exists, and I’m going to keep using it, but we need federated sibling comments for this to actually be good, in my opinion.

EDIT: I actually couldn’t have been more wrong.