Ah yes, “my opinion is infallible and I’m righteous for screaming it from the rooftops, but your opposing opinion is ignorant and worthy of dismissal!”

Red flag indeed, friend.

This is the good take. Star Trek peaked at DS9 and there’s yet to be a good reason to continue past it.

See it’s funny because we name things after other things

Of course then it won’t be long until TP companies triple their prices to compensate for this long on their end, but that’s the fun thing about capitalism: given enough time, everyone can lose!

You say that but I feel like we’re only a couple years from seeing automated TP dispensers that dole out tightly-rationed squares.

Won’t that mean everyone is walking around with shitty assholes, you might ask… And yes, yes I think it will. Which would make it sound impossible, until I tell you that corporations could reduce TP costs and improve their profits by 0.0001%; now it practically sounds like a shareholder mandate!

It’s like a Heathcliff crossover episode

I refuse to acknowledge shaven Riker. Bearded Riker is the only truth

It’s okay that you don’t have standards. Enjoy your Stovetop 👍

I’m with ya. Cranberry sauce is S-tier, and I don’t discriminate between fresh or canned.

Whatever form cranberry sauce comes in, please put it in my mouth

Soda. I’m cool with “soda pop” for a little personality and flair, but if you’re calling soda either just “pop” or god-forbid “coke” then I assume you’re the kind of person who watches NCIS

I’m not. Stovetop tastes like shit, no matter who makes it. Cheap mass-produced dried bread with the cheapest possible quality spices & onions.

If you can’t comprehend how a homemade stuffing with quality ingredients is vastly better than a shitty box from Kraft foods, then I have to assume you think McDonald’s is gourmet haute cuisine.

I haven’t consumed every piece of media on the planet so I can’t speak to the reference you’re making, but no, no it is not.

It is recommended to not stuff the bird because a turkey is large enough that stuffing will significantly increase cooking time and without care it is very easy to undercook the now solid interior, which can then soak bacteria-ladden juices into the stuffing which has not reached sufficient temperatures to kill said offending bacteria.

Stuff your small birds like chickens; dress your big birds like turkey.

Yes and in some parts of the US they call all sodas “coke,” but that doesn’t mean 7-Up is a coke, it just means that region is wrong.

It tastes like stale onion and sadness.

Y’all need to up your kitchen game; there’s an entire culinary world to explore beyond the 6 boxed meals your moms made halfassedly in the 90s.

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I think they’re objecting to you calling it “dressing” instead of stuffing, even though it’s usually recommended to cook it outside the bird and thus “dressing” is actually the more correct term making you right.

Dressing is stuffing cooked on its own as a side; stuffing is dressing stuffed into a carcass.

They just mean Stovetop Stuffing but cooked as dressing, I’m sure.

A- stuffing isn’t that great too begin with.

B- shitty packaged mass production stuffing is definitely the bottom tier of stuffing.

Star Wars memes turned stale almost immediately; Star Trek memes are evergreen.

Unions are meant to protect the people from overpowered companies. The police union instead protects an overpowered force against the will of the people.

The police unions are absolutely antithetical to the idea of unions as a whole