This is a very good point. The only possible retcon I could come up with for this is if starfleet had a required core curriculum course in ancient technologies that Scotty hated but also got an A+ in because he’s Scotty.

We’d like you to be “agile” by following these very specific and rigid set of rules and procedures.

Coming back to my own code 6 months later, also.

I got to do an interview with him when I worked at Spiceworks and he was genuine and nice to talk to. Sad to see him taken so young.

https://community.spiceworks.com/blog/1492-interview-with-kevin-mitnick-on-smb-security

Yep it’s satire, and it’s so well written they had to put a disclaimer at the bottom of the article.

A joke mascot for a joke language:

http://homepage.eircom.net/~seantheghob/jokes/001.html

Open a new terminal window and kill the vim process

I’ve been living in Denver for 10 years now and still hoping to one day run into DenverCoder9.

Dammit, bamboozled again!

The USB drive is upside down. Stupid programmer!

There’s always an XKCD

https://xkcd.com/869/