We hand it out - one chocolate and 2 non-chocolate. I do most of it because my husband lets them put their disgusting paws in the bowl and take handfuls.

ETA: you could put out a bowl with a little candy and reload it after each kid/group.

Maybe you’re not doing it like the rest of us?

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Well, my husband held his phone up so i said it to him loudly enough for the guys in front of me to hear.

We were at a concert recently and i loudly said, “hold your phone in front of your face so you’re only messing with your own view.” The guy in front of me and his buddy did stop holding it up over their heads for a bit.

I’m sorry. Squeeze is such a fun show! Sometimes shit happens - this was my view at Weezer in 2010.

Throw it overboard…

Depending on where you are and which code they use, you should have either 21 or 24 inches in front of the toilet.

It doesn’t say why they were there, but we’ve all left a phone, jacket, bag, keys, something and had to go knock on a door and it sucks when they ignore you.

When the plants win and we all become fertilizer.

That’s Catalina. It’s a little over half that off the island.

There’s a quick fix. If someone starts talking about your height, walk away.

There really is a white dudes for Harris group that’s doing an event this week. A friend (who’s crazy smart and i would trust him above most) share info about it. I was initially skeptical because of the name but looked into it because it came from him. I thought they had an interesting writeup about changing the white dude image.

That sounds terrible- the severance sounds good, but being there for 3 months at a place you hate is awful. What happens if you don’t stay? In the US, 2 weeks used to be customary or considered polite to not leave your employer blindsided. Now you might offer a week or two and they may or may not accept it. You’re usually fired and walked out the door so you don’t fuck stuff up on your way out.

Yesterday. They like to remind me that Mom on a keypad is 666.

Ahhh… Just noticed that was you calling your mom, not your mom calling you. Good job!

My kids complain about Mom spam too.

Maybe that authoritarianism is mildly infuriating?

Not sure if it’s a pixel thing or an Android thing that was just pre-installed.

My pixel does ‘now playing’ which i think you can use as always on or clickable.