Candy is serious business

Fully Automated Luxury Gay Space Communism

I thought it was widely understood that Star Trek is FALGSC

Something is not perfect in the world. Gosh, I sure hope the American government comes along soon and corrects this by force.

Your widow will have all of her needs taken care of

This is what I did

TTLMaster was what I used to fix this a few years ago

It works fine if you have Google Play Services

Quick, someone tell her about Discovery

We run the A/C until the car is cool, then we move. The rest of the crew is with me on this.

Dude holy shit

Dark Tilly will fucking kill.

Let’s be real though, everything is IF statements all the way down

This why I love board games. It’s kind of like a small party, but there’s an activity and I’m not weird for focusing on it.

Wow, these things die so fast. Good thing I bought a dozen of them.

Friendship is for chicks, I have rivals and subordinates

Morningstar burgers are the best ones I’ve tried

You laugh, but I’ll bet Top Left could do like Mach 3

Same

Wow dude, blocked and reported.