The Mail has less utility than toilet paper.

MATLAB: And I took that personally.

It’s ok, not every social event is going to go well and most of the time it’s nothing personal, we’re all just kind of bumbling along through the confusing and absurd reality that is life.

May I join this group hug?

I have, I just use it to view Reddit without an account.

I am not going to like the day they remove that.

The Royal Observatory Greenwich:

“Well, as the first to co-ordinate time we-”

The International Telecommunication Union and International Earth Rotation and Reference Systems Service in Unison:

“Excuse me, I think you’ll find we manage the time.”

NIST: “I don’t see your footprints up there! We’re going off my Omega Speedmaster!”

So is there a 9th circle? Would that be a programming language where the only way to compile would be to speak op-codes out loud in the correct sequence & cadence into a microphone?

That’s if you’re a business student obsessed with automating their side-hussle.

Says the Stalinist who’d be the first lined up at the wall and shot by the very ideology they support.

And for the record, fuck the Nazis, fuck the Tories, and fuck every single fascist rightwing or leftwing.

Democracy isn’t perfect, but it gives people a voice and if they work hard to maintain proper democratic institutions, it offers the better outcomes for the majority.

Well I don’t think the federation government would be idiotic enough to try and make every farmer into an industrialist by forcing them to meltdown their own tools in the hopes of creating mechanised farming equipment only to end up with piles of unusable pig-iron slag, and thus contributing to another famine.

Even though I can’t stand musicals and musical episodes, I’ll concede that it was a good episode that moved the season’s plot forward well. Even though I was squirming in my seat throught it.

It was a great episode.

Also, Number One saying “They put that on the poster?” made my heart melt.

I remember a Chinese friend, in jest mind you, said that white people smell of slightly sour milk.

He’s Mememing, Jim.

MOOPSY!

(slurping noises)

I can here Wheaton’s voice in this.

He does also have a proclivity for knocking the Enterprise out of orbit.

And him as Captain of the Titan embracing the chaos headfirst does fit with the orange cat energy.

How can one understand what it is to be human without trying the many mild poisons or neural processing inhibitors and accelerants available on offer.