Does nobody courtesy flush? No fan required!
Does nobody courtesy flush? No fan required!
Let them drink Coke!
Next you’re going to tell me it has what plants crave.
Lift with your knees!
You aren’t a guest if you aren’t invited, and if the door is locked, you ain’t invited.
I think if there was an important, relatable reason for them to be there, they would have made sure to mention it. I have to assume the reason that detail was left out is because even the Karen knew it was stupid.
Yup! You learn REAL fast, that if you just don’t make eye contact they’ll eventually go away.
I used to have a friend that complained that his alarm clock always went off late.
Then we became roommates and I learned that he usually just slept through the first hour of it going off.
Were you expecting a Google employee to notice the issue, think “Uh oh, I better let Moonrise know about this!” and type out an email for you?
Oh, little Bobby Tables always fucking with my databases!
Hello friend! I am also live in %LOCATION_NAME%! Send me your phone number and mother’s maiden name so we can be friend!
At 6’2, I counter with MORE people should be over six foot. In fact EVERYBODY should be over 6’! Then you wouldn’t be short.
It’s common for people to get these when their email address is similar to my dad’s and he forgets his password again.
Who cares?
Oh no. They deleted your comment. How will the world going on without your knowledge available to the masses?
So, anyway…
They could be charging $50 for ad free ON TOP of the $11.99. That’s a savings of $50! You should consider yourself lucky! You can’t afford NOT to take a deal THIS good!
Did you try turning it off and back on again?
“This one has good reviews.”
“Wait a minute, How good?”
You obviously didn’t read the version where the hare gets eaten.
That’s such a fun age! And they really start to develop their personalities, so you are getting on board at a great time. Just enjoy the time together, play games, and get your dad jokes ready and you’ll be golden! Congrats on the family!
You’re joking right? … Right?!?