Working with Accenture

I am so sorry…

Has he tried being a senior developer? He should really try being a senior developer.

Which is why they believe AI is the future.

It does everything they do.

Produce slop

You are actually the chart itself.

The all-too-common Load bearing IT

Back when optimization was Black Magic. Now we just tell the customers they need better hardware.

Someone probably had to argue hard to get 3 letter variables. Guarantee there was some one arguing for 1 letter variables.

Op is why we have safety labels like “Don’t inject bleach”

No idea what you are talking about 👉 🥺 👈

Y’all laugh but this man has amazing code coverage numbers.

My mate, Paul, says all numbers after 700 repeat so we can stop there.

We just give them different names so you think they’re going up.

I prefer the cryptic each variable gets a single letter of the alphabet.

You know you can have that flexibility with a work phone, right? Without them monitoring, and controlling your device?

Clearly you’ve not had to use the home grown documentation methods.