I think the person is quite possibly German as we have the same rules.

It is about three days of consecutive sick leave. Meaning you can be sick as long as you “want” to be, but if it is more than three days in a row, you have to get a certificate from a doctor

if AI.sencience = EVIL: os.system(‘shutdown -h fucking_now’)

Well, anal sex does not work on jelly fish so both statements are equally generalized