I don’t believe you’ve ever read a book.

So that’s a pretty good joke!

Wow. You’re pretty clever, buddy.

Maybe pick up a joke book for kids or something accessible like that.

Ooh, a repeat!

Guess you really only know the one joke.

What’s the matter, couldn’t think of your own joke?

Lazy ass trolls these days.

Wow that was pretty clever.

Is that what your wife said when she left? I know you didn’t think of it yourself.

Ignorance is bliss, as they say.

I can’t wait for that void to smile back at ya!

I know right? Yet you’re still here.

No, I meant life.

As an American, most of us want you to leave.