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There you go. Signed version of my pfp 👍
There you go. Signed version of my pfp 👍
I have 69 followers on YouTube. Where does that put me?
I mean if you want to be really evil you could forcibly create your own then sacrifice it during gestation.
I think I had a similar one. Is that the one you can detach and use as a tablet?
I tried cracking mine open … I succeeded, in a sense.
Until George R.R. Martin gives up his DOS computer, then there’s never an excuse to upgrade so long as the machine you use can perform the actions you ask of it!
“Never forget to attribute your quotes to George Carlin” - Leonard Nimoy, probably
But do you steam a good ham?
Worst part is that I get this with the government website in the UK. For me it was a sub menu which was supposed to appear when a certain option was clicked. It wouldn’t display the sub menu in Firefox. Had to redo the damn thing in Edge…
I would thank them for letting me know their site isn’t worth the visit.
This amuses me highly as, where I’m from, a ‘chud’ is an alternative name for a chewing gum. So to me, a “re-chud” reads as someone who has picked a used chrewing gum from under the table and chews it themselves.
Fools haven’t even written it well! Translated:
STOP WRITING
MEMORY WAS NEVER SUPPOSED TO BE AESSED DIRETLY
YEARS OF PROGRAMMING yet STILL ODE IS STILL WRITTEN with memory vulnerabilities
Wanted to aess memory diretly anyway? We had a tool for that: It was alled “ASSEMBLY”
“Yes please give me NULL of something. Please give me *&* of it” - Statements dreamed up by the utterly deranged
LOOK at what Programmers have been demanding your Respet for all this time, with all of the omputers we built for them
(These are REAL programs, written by REAL Programmers):
??? ??? ???
They have played us for absolute fools
I’ve heard they listen to Gary Numan because here in their car the friends are electric.
Keep telling my girlfriend this. Stop feeling bad that they’re short staffed. You’re not management, it’s not your problem.
As a Brit who appreciated what the EU did for us: this makes me sad 😢
Oop, you dropped this ༼ つ ◕‿◕ ༽つ\