My 56k modem would get 15kbps. What exactly is going on with grandmas connection?

She on Freenet or something? Is that even still around?

I’d have thought that the cylinder part was hallow. But the bottom part was solid. Thus. Seperate your hot beverage from your surface - be it table, hand, lap. No need to hold on to it if it’s not hot on the bottom.

Back in my day. Printers printed in dots. And that’s the way we liked it.

Put cabled in. And it worked.

And it was so satisfying ripping the side holes off.

Yes. But my version of Linux is better then your version. And that makes you a chump.

Cinnamon, mint, cocoa

Gosh there are a lot of food based Linux builds…