Damn – sorry!.

I ended up with a dermatologist who prescribed a steroid cream called triamcinoclone. But that was for diagnosed ectopic dermatitis.

I must say though, that diagnosis kind of covers anything that itches.

I had horrible skin problems after getting pneumonia.

Short term solution: Gold Bond makes a liquid with 2% lidocaine. It helped me get through some spikes in itchiness.

Good luck!

You can’t help anyone with a substance abuse problem.

They either choose to fix themselves or they die.

Outstanding!

I really like the part about thanking your previous manager.

You need to piss just behind the umbrella.

It seems like a particularly neanderthal legal development.

Also partly responsible for an increase in pedestrian fatalities.

Seriously, a couple years ago I asked an ER doctor to just let me die. I have insurance but the issue was air medevacc.

It’s bankruptcy expensive.

I’d be more interested in protesting the fact that it’s now legal to grope women in Italy.

The landmark decision involved a school janitor who jammed his hand into a 17 year old girl’s panties.

Pick the hill you want to die on.

I’m in the U.S., and this a problem here. Part of it is financial – auto makers found a market for morons who will finance a $50,000 truck they have no need for.

And they drive like they are invincible. Last week I (Mazda3) almost got crushed by two of these road monstrosities. After taking evasive action to a avoid a head on collision, I got tailgated by another idiot who very nearly rear ended me.

This is also a rural area with no street lights, and a lot of these trucks are designed with a second set of headlights that blind you.