I’ve never pirated anything made by a giant mega-corporation! That would be wrong and immoral!

You just might have night vision as good as mine.

My eye doctor examined my eyes and saw several reasons why I see very well in low amounts of light. I’m also really good at spotting small bugs and small items that everyone else seems to miss.

The eye doctor told me to never go outside in daylight without proper eye protection. Not even when the sky is overcast.

You must be buying crap. I have lots and lots of electronic devices, flashlights too and the indicator lights on the vast majority of them aren’t as bright as you’re saying.

You might have some kind of problem with your eye sight.

You’re both terrible here.

If they don’t want to tell you just drop it. They’re an asshole for not sharing and you’re an asshole for being persistent about something that doesn’t matter

Yeah, I first heard about that new policy yesterday. It’s dumb