We don’t get many trick or treaters in my neighborhood so I usually do just a leave a bowl out because I can’t be bothered to wait by the door for a couple of groups.

Never had a problem with it until this year when some little shits clearly took all of the candy for themselves shakes fist at the clear downfall of society

Educated take, consider getting one sometime.

Oh, is that what beat 40’s fascism?

I thought it was the power of incredible violence.

Yes… Counting on white women to beat American fascism. I’m so hopeful.

Yes, Vader is literally the person who froze Han in carbonite, to test the process to make sure it would be safe for Luke. He then gave Han to Boba Fett to turn in for Jabba’s bounty.

I don’t think the picture is anyone getting confused about who Darth Vader is.

I’m not sure if that’s a joke or not.

That’s not fair at all, his mom’s a savvy small business owner who does absolute numbers on OnlyFans. Have you turned your hobby into a career? Didn’t think so.

How convenient for her court martial proceedings.

Whore

(Like all other combinations)

I was just thinking about Microsoft Word today, and how it still can’t insert pictures easily.

This is a 20+ year old problem for a program that was almost completely functional in 1995.

I don’t know, programs are kind of supposed to be good at counting. It’s ironic when they’re not.

Funny, even.

Victim blaming and ableism!

The French and Scandinavian bits were NOT consensual.

(Don’t forget Latin btw)

I’m fine with not supporting them then.

No, they aren’t.

Okay maybe don’t get one in Business Communications next time then.

Hey, bud?

Maybe you should think about how they could possibly waste all that money while turning a profit. Then ask yourself what other industries are doing the same thing?

Is it, maybe, just maybe, all of them?

Is that why you’re expected to work a job you hate until the day you die despite productivity being higher than it’s ever been?

Like, absurdly so. Maybe ask yourself why society could function reasonably well when a farmer could feed five people but things are more or less the same but with cellphones when they feed 150 instead.

Have you tried adding “Googling” as a skill?

Did it work tho

It used to be convenience, but, by some foul magics, they have made Windows both dumber and less user friendly, like the inbred cousin of Apple with more privacy violations.

Is it? Or is it just kinda dumb?