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Bring her in and tell her the things she did wrong, and how it means she doesn’t love you, and tell her to bring a chair with a cushion because it’s going to be a long talk.

I’ve woken my wife up giggling at this clip more than twice.

It isn’t a problem if it’s a light load.

A light load.

I’m behind him 100% on this skit.

A light load

Why does my wife hate me with such a passion?

A light load.

You know a character is gone for good if they have 45 seconds of dialogue before kicking the bucket.

Edit: there’s always an exception to every rule, the best rules only have 1 exception, this one being spock.

I have family that can’t drink their tap water because it’s practically brackish (is was entirely brackish when someone pierced the aquifer boundary and created a hole that filled the underground reservoir with the nearby sea water, that lasted about 18 months, the entire community was on water that was being trucked in while a new well was discovered and drilled), their water is insanely subsidized, and still pretty expensive. The community is about 200 houses, each with access to Ocean/River inlet water, I don’t know a single one of them that wouldn’t go for this option. Their water is so heavily mineralized that filters lifetimes are hours to days. And then maybe they can allow the aquifers to refill, and maybe their houses wouldn’t be sinking as quickly…

“The researchers estimate that if the system is scaled up to the size of a small suitcase, it could produce about 4 to 6 liters of drinking water per hour and last several years before requiring replacement parts. At this scale and performance, the system could produce drinking water at a rate and price that is cheaper than tap water.”

Holy eff, I was expecting “per day” after 4-6 liters from a suitcase size device… That’s more water than I consume in a day, even on double flush days. Of course it would only be during daylight, and with full sun I imagine. But that’s still so much water!

Huh?

First comment on this instance.

It really is, everyone should reach out to the good people in their lives, doesn’t have to be a parental figure, and let them know they’re appreciated.

I’m very fortunate to have a number of good moms in my life.

A few years ago “get rid of my virtues, stick with my vices”

This year “fuck it all, fuck virtues and vices, maybe I’ll try to call my mom once a week, it makes her happy”

Good to see data alive and well! That’s one goal down

There are patents for nuclear bicycles.

If only there was a marketplace of ideas to determine what patents were worth anything. Maybe some invisible hand all those libertarian privacy nuts are always on about.

Telling people at blockbuster, where they kept track of your rental history and sent the information to movie studios, to rent movies that had unskippable pre-roll ads, you had to rent from a store filled with promotional material for what you should rent next, and then you had to rewind it all the way for the next victim XD

Also the quality was shit, the screen was tiny, the lines were long, the human interaction was insufferable, the late fees were exorbitant, and the hardware was expensive and a unitasker.

Don’t gaslight me about the good old days, I remember my dad walking behind the curtain.

You prefer skis or snowboard for that slippery slope?

If this is hell, it ain’t so bad…

I don’t think it would be, galaxy quest set a pretty damn high bar.

Your last analogy made me snort my 3 sleeping partners (human canine and feline) awake.

Also spot on. But I really don’t want to see it. But I’m sure I’d be entertained by reading about the result.

I definitely feel the hatred towards all things ads, I would probably cancel as well if I was in your position. Fortunately 1 ad per session is the rare exception to my ad free viewing (and I did curse quite a bit at that ad, whatever it was for)

We got a skippable 30 second ad, then the Paramount logo, then watched 2 seasons of Star Trek strange New worlds without a single ad.

You sure you didn’t just hair trigger yourself there?

Risa, have you watched much Frasier? There’s one episode in particular I think you may enjoy, starring Sir Patrick Stewart, season 11 episode 3. You don’t need to know anything about the show going into it, but I feel like you’ve already seen it and know exactly what I’m talking about.

Would love to see Ryker as mini me!