Diplomjodler

I’m sure there will be people salivating at the opportunity.

More like 500 Indians in a trenchcoat.

I’ve been wondering about the noise.

Edit: turns out, they weren’t there to lynch me. They just gave me a two hour lecture on proper usage of git.

You could use “this” instead of “self”. And if you want a lynch mob of Python programmers outside your house, make a push request with that to some commonly used package.

BLAM! BLAM! BLAM! BLAM!

Another dangerous terrorist eliminated.

PUT DOWN THAT JELLYFIN SERVER AND NOBODY NEEDS TO GET HURT!! THIS IS YOUR FINAL WARNING!!!

Stupidity and malice very often go hand in hand.

Just make sure to never write minutes so you basically start from scratch every time.

The joke is that programmers actually have sex.

You can use the stock cooler it comes with. That’s said to be a bit loud so any cheap tower cooler will do. But the 5600 is way overpowered for a home server. And you’d need one with a built in GPU, like the 5600G. While having more power than needed is not a bad thing, this baby will suck quite a bit of electricity so it’s more expensive to run. Unless you really need the power, I’d look at an Intel N150 or N200.

The App Box?

This is the dumbest rebranding ever. If I tried really hard to make it as dumb as possible, I’d still not be able to come up with such a horrendously bad idea.

Nooooo! Don’t shake the table!

You gotta embrace the jank! Also, he’s got them in some kind of stand. That looks reasonably stable to me.

Give this man a rack, now!

What are these “friends” people keep talking about?

Whoa whoa, hold on there! You can’t expect a product manager to come up with such detailed specs!

They will literally sell their own grandmother for clicks.

This is entirely intentional. The point is to confuse the consumer and make them buy more expensive shit.

Please report for organ harvesting on Thursday at nine.