I love slut protocols.
I love slut protocols.
Apple: “You’ve just gotta brick their phone if they use 3rd party parts!”
Samsung: “Brick it, you say?”
Haha like the kids cops send into shops to buy beer.
There are some things I don’t really understand after reading this article:
Why exactly does Samsung want the customer data? Are they wanting to ban their Samsung account or something?
How exactly does Samsung police this? Surely the repair shop could just… not tattle?
What the hell does the repair shop tell the customer when they return their phone in literal fucking pieces?
It’s time someone wrote a JSON shader.
Most people don’t like the idea of a suicide machine.
A lot of people don’t realize that a ‘cut & paste’ is actually a ‘copy & delete’.
And guess what ‘deleting’ is in a consciousness upload?
I’m almost jealous. Real Valve low-point with them tying it into their marketplace crap also. We didn’t need another ‘CS:GO Lotto’ fiasco.
Reminds me of the Artifect reveal.
I assume the excuse usually is that the prototype was unstable, so they had to ‘tone it down’. But of course, you as the awesome hero man can control it!
But you’re prepared for when it gets big! It’s inevitable!
I was trying to be more coy about it.
Must have been going rough.
Because you’re afraid to touch that one EC2 that’s been running for 3 years before you joined. You just ignore that ASCII dove the 3 times you’ve SSH’d onto it.
We hope the site is serverless and scalable, but we all know that he’s probably thrown it on a t2.micro without Cloudwatch, just to feel something.
You were born to deploy Kubernetes clusters.
Their microbrew.
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