If I was that hung, I’d probably paint it red and stick a shoe on it, too. I mean, I would want to show it off, but don’t want to brag.

Stupid sexy Risa.

I tried rubbing CBT oil on my feet to help with my anxiety. I couldn’t walk right and was peeing blood for weeks.

Yes! I love that movie so much.

Plex Amp? Nah. Hauling 8 pounds of CD’s to work everyday? Yeah.

My new COO invited a few of us out individually to get a grasp on why people are leaving and how we can retain people. He really did suggest a ping-pong table. I think all of us set him straight that we couldn’t care less about that. I broke my personal record last month for hours worked in a week. It was over 75. If I leave, it will be because of that. Not because we don’t go to baseball games as a team, or don’t have a Foosball table.