Why on earth would they add a drop shadow while also having a semi white background? I want to find the original designer and squeeze a tube of super glue up their nostrils

Who is this “weird” you all are referring to?

This is why I carry around a 80" flat-screen.

I’m sadly in the demographic of obscene soda consumption.

By no means am I overweight, more underweight actually, but since probably 12 ive averaged about 6 cans of Coke (Sam’s cola ftw) a day. The biggest issue is the teeth wear. I’m 25 now and I only have ~3 or 4 natural teeth, everything else is caps crowns and bridges.

Soda is realistically as damaging as meth just without the psychosis.

Slap a liquid cooler and you’re cooking at a high speed 2.08 GHz

Ive recently had the automated response tell me “If you keep doing that I’m going to terminate this call, now, have you calmed down?”

Needless to say I lost my absolute shit on that robot.

Jesus christ SSH

It reminds me of the Office episode where Michaels GPS is like “take the next left” so he starts driving into a lake.

Man, my CS Final freshman year we had to write like a three page script by hand, and you’d get points off for margin spacing. On fucking paper.