Capitalism and its consequences have been a disaster for the human anus

    • Rai@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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      1 year ago

      As a person with bidet at home, I actually carry my own paper when I poo in public places.

      I do know that makes me insane.

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      1 year ago

      Except when it’s that thin and crappy, some of it’s going to break off no matter how much you use.

      You can use a lot of it to make the company spend more money refilling, sure, but you can’t do a decent wipe with that crap, pun intended, no matter what you do with it.

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        1 year ago

        Just absolutely demolish the toilet every time you use it.

        Make them suck out that half-a-ply-ass-TP with oil rig equipment.

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        1 year ago

        Gotta do the star fold with the thin stuff, get the grain aligned like plywood to keep it from splitting.

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          1 year ago

          You mean like some sort of asshole origami? Assigami?

          I don’t think I’ve ever wiped my ass with a star. Other than that weird weekend with Ryan Seacrest, of course.