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Hofmaimaier@feddit.org to Programmer Humor@programming.dev · 1 year ago

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Hofmaimaier@feddit.org to Programmer Humor@programming.dev · 1 year ago
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  • danc4498@lemmy.world
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    Requirements: Build a boat.

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      Add some pontoons and call it a day.

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        adds them to the bottom, flips immediately

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          Add bigger pontoons.

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          Move the call.

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      You have to build it first, so that the customer can say “Exactly! A bus! But it needs to go across water, I don’t know what that’s called though.”

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      “Ah shit i forgor” *seals up the whole bus so it doesn’t leak and floats" there, perfect!

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        I was thinking filling it with expanding foam would work too.

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