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minus-square✺roguetrick✺@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up10arrow-down2·edit-21 month agoAnd they’ll stay dead if all you do is CPR. CPR alone is closer to necrophilia than necromancy.
minus-squaresouthsamurai@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkarrow-up8·1 month agoOnly when you stick your tongue in their mouth. Which is fun, don’t get me wrong, but sometimes things are busy and you don’t have time.
minus-squareDadifer@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up7·1 month agoSometimes they only need a couple compressions
minus-square✺roguetrick✺@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up6·1 month agoUsually they’re not dead when that happens. I personally have never had that happen in any of my codes but all my people are connected to continuous cardiac monitoring so I generally know what’s happening before I even see them.
And they’ll stay dead if all you do is CPR. CPR alone is closer to necrophilia than necromancy.
Only when you stick your tongue in their mouth.
Which is fun, don’t get me wrong, but sometimes things are busy and you don’t have time.
Sometimes they only need a couple compressions
Usually they’re not dead when that happens. I personally have never had that happen in any of my codes but all my people are connected to continuous cardiac monitoring so I generally know what’s happening before I even see them.