☆ Yσɠƚԋσʂ ☆@lemmy.ml to Programmer Humor@lemmy.mlEnglish · 2 days agoOOP theory vs practicelemmy.mlimagemessage-square48fedilinkarrow-up1181arrow-down13
arrow-up1178arrow-down1imageOOP theory vs practicelemmy.ml☆ Yσɠƚԋσʂ ☆@lemmy.ml to Programmer Humor@lemmy.mlEnglish · 2 days agomessage-square48fedilink
minus-square𝘋𝘪𝘳𝘬@lemmy.mllinkfedilinkarrow-up17·1 day agoRepeat after me: public static void main(String[] args)
minus-squarequant@leminal.spacelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up5·16 hours agopublic static void main(String[] args) public static void main(String[] args) public static void main(String[] args) Am I summoning the flying spaghetti monster?
minus-squareDessalines@lemmy.mllinkfedilinkarrow-up3·14 hours agoThe object man appears behind you while you’re coding and inserts a null reference that takes you a day to find.
minus-square𝘋𝘪𝘳𝘬@lemmy.mllinkfedilinkarrow-up3·16 hours agoI’m sorry, but the only spaghetti you get is a 17 levels deep if clause.
minus-squarearrakark@10291998.xyzlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up11·edit-21 day agoblasphemy! void main(int argc, char ** argv, char ** envp)
Repeat after me:
public static void main(String[] args)public static void main(String[] args) public static void main(String[] args) public static void main(String[] args)Am I summoning the flying spaghetti monster?
The object man appears behind you while you’re coding and inserts a null reference that takes you a day to find.
I’m sorry, but the only spaghetti you get is a 17 levels deep
ifclause.blasphemy!
void main(int argc, char ** argv, char ** envp)