𝔻𝔼𝕍𝕀𝕃𝕀𝕊ℍ@lemmy.world to Programmer Humor@programming.dev · 1 year agoAhh... hearing programmer audiobooks before sleep feels relaxinglemmy.worldexternal-linkmessage-square44linkfedilinkarrow-up1575arrow-down112
arrow-up1563arrow-down1external-linkAhh... hearing programmer audiobooks before sleep feels relaxinglemmy.world𝔻𝔼𝕍𝕀𝕃𝕀𝕊ℍ@lemmy.world to Programmer Humor@programming.dev · 1 year agomessage-square44linkfedilink
minus-squareVeganPizza69 Ⓥ@lemmy.vglinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up28·1 year agoStart a religion where the clergy maintain both written and oral versions of your code as a sacred text.
minus-squarejwt@programming.devlinkfedilinkarrow-up10·1 year agoSchisms are just feature branches, it all makes sense!
minus-squarebrbposting@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up4·1 year agoHello world, hallelujah, hallelujah
minus-squareSasha [They/Them]@lemmy.blahaj.zonelinkfedilinkarrow-up4·1 year agoNow I’m wondering, surely someone has already made a language that’s designed to read like scripture?
minus-squareglockenspiel@programming.devlinkfedilinkarrow-up1·1 year agoWhen did code reviews become this weird?
Start a religion where the clergy maintain both written and oral versions of your code as a sacred text.
Schisms are just feature branches, it all makes sense!
Hello world, hallelujah, hallelujah
Now I’m wondering, surely someone has already made a language that’s designed to read like scripture?
When did code reviews become this weird?